The Shower

I'm not going to lie. I don't cook. I don't clean. I don't even remotely like it.

I can never remember not having a house cleaner. My momma and I are the exact same. We're busy with our lives, and after long days at the hospital/school. Do I want to clean? No. Do I want to cook? No.

I can most definitely tell you that in the four or so months that I have lived in this apartment, I have swept/mopped twice and have never cleaned the bathroom - up until now...

(made for girls like me)

(before)

(after)

(job well done).

I cleaned.

I laughed. I cried. I almost threw up twice.

I hope I never have to do it again.

If you like cleaning, call me.

I'll give you a case of beer.